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Neil Simon’s THE STAR-SPANGLED GIRL
Buy TicketsGenre: Comedy
Oct. 20, 2026 - Nov. 8, 2026
Historic Arcade Theatre
This fast-moving, hilarious comedy follows two earnest young men struggling to put out a “protest” magazine in 1960s San Francisco but the all-American girl – and former Olympic swimmer – who moves in next door sends the boys into a romantic tailspin. Love and politics clash delightfully in this masterful romantic comedy from the mind of America’s most beloved comedy writer! “Charm, brightness, deft inventiveness and capacity for good, honest hilarity.” –New York Post
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